My dogs sleep about 16 hours a day, pretty much anytime they want. Chili snores loud enough to wake the dead, and her snores sound like those evil pigs in Angry Birds.
My dogs have their food fixed for them twice a day. Their meals are provided at no cost to them. They can eat whatever they want when they’re outside, and often do to my disgust.
My dogs visit the doctor once a year for their checkup, and again during the year if they get in a fight with something and lose. For this they pay nothing, and nothing is required of them.
My dogs live in a beautiful rural setting, in a home that’s much larger than they need, but they’re not required to do any upkeep. If they make a mess, someone else cleans it up. Usually the messes result from them eating whatever they want when they’re outside. They have their choice of soft places to sleep, and they receive these accommodations absolutely free.
My dogs are living like royalty, and have absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of their costs are picked up by others who work to earn a living — me.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks, I think my dogs are members of Congress!